I've never called you, "Baby" But Baby, it's time to change I've been sending you a signal But you moved way out of range Your impression of me in this place was finally unfurled You're disillusioned in my dirty little beige-colored world Fungus growing in the bathroom Water dripping from the pipes My suits are all earth colors And my shirts have horizontal stripes Dragged out from some dark hole into which they've been hurled That's how it is in my dirty little beige-colored world For you I tried to be a little different Not at all like the others I thought that I was Leonard Cohen But to you, I was Dicky Smothers That fetal position into which you have curled Won't help you cope with life in my dirty little beige-colored world So welcome, welcome to my dirty little beige-colored world That's life with me in my dirty little beige-colored world